To the tune of Suicide is Painless (aka - M*A*S*H theme song).

Through early morning fog I see
Vsions of what used to be
The walls of datacenter three.
The water came up to my knees.

Recovery is painless
With automated changes.
Our site in Omaha is where I’ll be.

Ensuring uptime’s hard these days.
I’m gonna lose it anyway,
For the company, I’ll save the day
And this is all I’ll have to say:

Recovery is painless
With automated changes.
Our site in Omaha is where I’ll be.

The only way to win is cheat
And set it up before I’m beat,
And on an airplane get a seat.
In Omaha is where we’ll meet.

Recovery is painless
With automated changes.
Our site in Omaha is where I’ll be.